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VOL. I . . . No. 1 © Imhosts LLC 01/05/26
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Monday, January 5, 2026
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After putting up with a clogged toilet for years, Imperfect hosts have recently purchased a new SUPER VACUUM Flush Toilet for their rehearsal space. Toilet is equipped with a special vacuum assist similar to the toilets used on many ships. SUPER VACUUM manufacturer suggests that the key difference in their product is the extreme amount of Vacuum assist - “This toilet is guaranteed not to clog”. Manufacturer suggests securing hand towels, toothbrushes and small pets prior to flushing